there is something in the air

something is poisoning them

their lungs collapsing from nothing

their them decaying into nothing

their nothing becoming n o t h i n g

that something is me

and i return to sow again what i reap

the nothing in the end all see.

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Once upon a time, I set up my Patreon account, and started attaching links to it with each chapter I posted. I think I started that practice during The Gate, as well as the early access.

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Was nothing I expected it to be.

Besides a bit of corniness at an otherwise emotional moment, this movie was excellent.

The biggest surprise? This story had a central theme: Fear.

If you're auditioning for the characters Applejack and/or Rainbow Dash for my next animation, remember you have only until the end of this week to do your lines and send them in. Remember to send me a PM stating you have your audio sample ready for submission and you'll get my email address to send it in to.

If you need reminding of the lines to do, copy and paste the link to the blog post below.

http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/504659/looking-for-anybody-to-do-a-bit-of-voice-acting

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So uh, after a long period of absence (some real life responsibilities, unfortunately), I'm back? Sort of. I've seen quite a few comments asking for more of Notice-Me-Not, but all of this was months ago (again, my fault). My question to you guys is: Do you actually want to see me continue Notice-Me-Not? Or perhaps some other stuff from me? Or maybe that I should stop writing altogether because it is admittedly not the best?

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So, this is a mix of good news and bad news.

The bad news is that my undiagnosed condition has been deemed severe enough that I am no longer able to work, and there are heavy restrictions on my ability to drive. As in... I essentially can't anymore.

Contractually, I can't lose my job over this. Not for at least another six months or so... I think. I have some legal protections built-in with my work, so I don't have to worry for a while. Regardless...

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If you dont find happiness in something you do, dont do it.

I quit my shitfull job. Like 4 weeks ago, and got a new job, same industry, different employer.
The guys im working for a pretty chill, and by pretty chill i mean their standards of my work are realistic, and I can do realistic. I can even do good, on occasion. Regardless I am much happier now, I even smile once in a while.

Updates... hmm updates.

Plagued!

Well you see the thing about that is....

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Well, not a fic, exactly. Give me the skeleton... Part of one.

As an uninspired 'thank you' for having duped a number of you into following me on the site, I'm going to let you come up with my next story help me decide what to write. The rules are simple:

Give me a canon character, a prop, and a random word.

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Because it's time for me to write an enormous blog post pretending I know what I'm talking about.

There’s a lot of bad clopfics on this site. I don’t mean that as an insult or anything, it just means there’s a lot of new writers finding their feet (and it’s not like I haven’t contributed to the mess myself). The fact, however, remains.

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Well, I’ll start with the bad news first: I had to go to the ER yesterday. For the past two weeks, I have been dealing with what I now know for sure is tonsillitis. I don’t know when (or if) I’ll be able to get them removed, but hopefully it is soon. Even though I was pumped full of five days worth of steroids and painkillers (no seriously, they told me it was that much) I still cannot talk and have a hard time breathing right, especially when I need to wear my mask. At least I’m going to get

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So yesterday i and my family went to Universal Studios and went on the Transformers / Harry Potters and the Escape from Gringotts / Men In Black Alien Attack / Simpson rides, which were all FREAKING AWESOME!

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First off, pony movie soon. Super hyped to see it, and if it gets spoiled for me I'll be devastated.

Now that that's out of the way, a quick update on where I'm at.

I put out an entry to the Barcast's Rarity contest on Saturday, which was immediately buried by the Saturday flood of stories. Check it out, I'd love to get some feedback.

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Now, I shall make preparations for my future endeavors, and also upload some holiday photos later on or tomorrow, depending on how things progress here. Our house hasn't been, well, watched entirely well by my brother, but at least he didn't burn it down so that's good I suppose, right?

Anyways, need to get these things sorted now so speak to you all soon as I can.

Peace out, my loyal minions!

Sincerely,
UNIQUESKD

Just spent a day at the villa chilling out by the pool. Got a pretty funny video to upload of that event too, providing this shitty tablet will work well enough to let me do so. Also had a surprise visit from the daughter of the woman who married my mom and dad back in 2004 when we came on holiday to America for the first time. Sadly that lady passed away from cancer, but it was lovely to see her daughter, her father, and her stepmom over at our place. We had a nice talk and conversation about

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Oh wait, never mind. I just found them.

Anyway, this.

RIP My old laptop. My new one isn't completely set up yet and ready for writing, so I've got the old one up one last time. I typed over a million words on this thing, amassed hundreds of memes, bookmarked too many goddamn things, and fumed at poorly written Netflix drivel on this idiot hunk of plastic. I covered it with far too many stickers, let my cats near it far too many times, and dropped it once or twice. The keyboard is pretty funky too, if I do say so myself because everyone who has

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